This will happen to you in your next interview:
It is estimated that about 20% of companies are secretly scanning online profiles before they interview applicants.
Interviewer: Well, Kelly, everything looks fantastic. You graduated from Columbia University-summa cum laude with honors, you were the managing editor of your school’s newspaper, were awarded the John Burwitz Scholarship for Journalism, and served as Vice President of your student government. But…
Highly Qualified Applicant: But what?
Interviewer: Look, we checked out your Facebook profile and everything looked fine up until last night at 7:38pm when the photo album titled “Panama City Beach FUCK YA LOL!!!!!!” was uploaded.
Highly Qualified Applicant: Oh, oh no.
Interviewer: What we saw was incredibly disturbing. We not only saw alcohol in your hands but towards the third page we came across a picture of you with your pants down, sitting on a toilet with a backwards peace sign raised to your mouth accompanied by your tongue protruding in the break between the pointer and middle finger of the backwards peace sign, which from afar seems to resemble you licking a vagina. I’m sorry Kelly, you won’t be getting this job.
Highly Qualified Applicant: But I’m highly qualified-
Interviewer: Get the hell out of my office, Kelly.
-NLV
