Eric and Ariel Talk Sex
Eric: So… you are fully human down there, right?
Ariel: Well, not exactly…my father only granted me with human legs. I still can only reproduce the way the mermen do.
Eric: So wait. You just have legs….and your vagina is still made of like fish scales?
Ariel shows Erics her fish vagina.
Eric: O-Oh god, that is……….strange.
Ariel: Oh Eric, I’m so sorry!
beat.
Ariel: Look, you can still fuck my tits-
Eric: I’m tired of that, OK Ariel!! Plus, it’s really weird with those clam shells attached to your skin. I thought that was fuckin’ some kind of victoria secret sea bra.
Beat.
Eric: So….how do the mermen..do…it?
Ariel: Well, I lay my eggs and they descend to the bottom of the ocean and then you……masturbate onto my eggs.
Eric: …
We see Prince Eric at the bottom of the ocean, alone, masturbating… onto fish eggs.
