If First You Don’t Succeed, Try, Try Again.
If first you don’t succeed, don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as getting less precarious.
If first you don’t succeed, well then you’re a pussy says Chip Gutman—ruthless 2nd Grade P.E. teacher.
If first you don’t succeed, try, try again and then once more. After that you can pretty much call it a day.
If first you don’t succeed, try, try again or else how would Hilter have risen to power?
If first you don’t succeed, try ecstacty. You’ll feel pretttttty good about yourself.
If first you don’t succeed—it’s Russian Roulette. Statistically, you’ll eventually kill the bastard.
If at first you don’t succeed, then wrestling walruses might not be for you.
If at first you don’t succeed, please……don’t kill yourself.
If at first you don’t succeed AND you’re a crazy bitch, there’s a good chance that you could become a reality television star.
If first you don’t succeed, then swallowing knifes may not be for you.
If first you don’t succeed AND you’re a terrorist. Well then guess who’s not gettin’ his nut 72 times tonight.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. But don’t try too hard—we don’t want your wittle bwain to fwy out now do we. Now come in here and get some heart-shaped chocolate chip cookies.
