Starvation as brought to you by The Lost Boys from “Hook”
-Rufio, we haven’t eaten for days. We need food or we’re going to starve to death.
-Use your imagination!
-Yeah, see—the thing about imagination is that it’s not real, it’s made up. Imagination has zero caloric intake and no nutritional value of any kind. We’re starving Rufio, we can’t go on like this for much longer.
-Alright! Fine! I don’t know where to find any food, I’ve just been telling all to use your imagination to keep your minds off of the hunger.
-Hey! How the hell is that fat black kid with the stupid hat getting food? I mean, he has to be eating more that imagination.
-Yeah! Where’s the food at?
-Um, uh…I’ve just been imagining really hard.
-Give us the fucking food or we’re going to eat your fat ass.
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