A Conversation That Will Never Happen:
-Um, sir. It seems there is a woman named Cindy who had been shouting things at your movie. I think they could be of use.
-Go on…
-Well, sir. When Kelly was about to go into the barn she screamed, “Don’t go into the barn, Kelly!!” …And when you think about it, if she wouldn’t have gone into the barn then she wouldn’t have been killed.
-My word! She’s right…Kelly could have lived throughout the entire film. What else has this woman shouted??
-Um, when Danny went into the dimly lit shed she screamed, “Turn the light switch on!”
-Of course! Then he could’ve seen the killer more clearly in a well lit environment. Jonathan, give me more!!
-Ok, um. When the killer was right behind William, she shrieked, “Look behind you, William!!!”
-My God, he was right behind William…
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