Mary Carillo Proves Herself to be a Human Female.
Hello and welcome to the 2010 Winter Olympics, I’m Mary Carillo. Today, I will be physically showing the world my vagina as to prove that I am, in fact, a female. This should validate me as an upstanding female and not a man. Some have speculated that I am nor male or female but an alien-sent to earth to confuse the general public. I assure you that these accusations are false. Tony, could you please hand my those hair clippers—thank you.
Bzzzzzzzzz. Now, I will shave my head in an attempt to show you that there are no tentacles protruding from my scalp. Bzzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzz. And……there we are. Are you seeing this? Tony, do you see that there are no tentacles? Yes? Yes? You do? OK, good. Now I will proceed to the main spectacle in which I will lower my trousers and boxer briefs to expose my human vagina to Vancouver, the world, and you Tony. Alright…. there it is. There is my vagina, right there. Do you see it? Tony, do you see it? Are you goinig to stop spreading rumors Tony? Look at it. Tony, look at it. Look at my vagina Tony. Have I proved to you that am not a man-alien? What? I can’t hear you? Do I have to expose my breasts now? OK, you asked for….look at my breasts Tony. Snap snap. Hey! Look at my naked human and female body right now? These are the pubes of a- HEY! WHO SAID THAT? I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A HUNGARIAN BULLFIGHT, WHO THE HELL SAID THAT??
Mary is seen standing, bald, and wearing nothing but her high top socks and penny loafers while breathing heavily. She calmly collects herself:
So how about that McTwisty? Whew, THAT WAS SOMETHING!
