Why the spanish language was created by The Devil.
The Devil: Oo, yes! I know! Ok, alright, so get this: I’m going to create a language where the word Jesus is actually pronounced “hey Zeus!” AAAAAHAHAHA, So like when people are like, “Oh… Jesus- I love you,” they’re really just professing their love for Zeus, the pagan Greek god. Haha, isn’t that just the biggest slap in the face? Whewww, oh man. That. Is. Rich. Oh oh and I’ll make the R’s sound like a helicopter! Rrrr-rrr-rrrrr, Oh I can’t even do it haha! Rrrrr-rrr-rrrrr, haha- it’s so hard. I am just the cleverrrrrrrest little devil.
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