How I imagine Wall Street works:
Dow Jones: Hey, do you guys want to play a shouting game?
Man with tie1: Oh! That sounds fun, how do you play?
Dow Jones: Well, you just raise your hands out toward me and then you shout really loud.
Man with tie2: Ooo, I wanna play!
Man with tie3: Yeah, me too!
Dow Jones: OH! OH! This is going to be so much fun! Um, whoever wins gets this box of NERDS!
Man with tie1: Oh man! My favorite!
Dow Jones: Alright! Begin!
Man with tie2: AHHHHHH!!
Man with tie1: LOOK AT ME, I’M ON THE PHONE AND I’M SHOUTING AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Man with tie3: AHHHHH! LOOK HOW HIGH MY HANDS ARE!!!!!!!!!
Dow Jones: Oh boy, your arms are pretty high! Haha.
Man with tie2: HEY! LOOK HOW HIGH MY ARMS ARE AND HOW LOUD I AM! I’M SHOUTING THE LOUDEST!!!!!
Man with tie1: OOOO GIMME THE NERDS! I’M SO LOUD! AHHHH!!!!!!
Man with tie4 enters.
Man with tie4: NERDS? ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY? THERES A GUY RIGHT OVER THERE HAVING A SHOUTING CONTEST TOO EXCEPT FOR A KIT KAT BAR.
Man with tie2: WHATTTTTTTT????????????
Man with tie1: THERE’S TWO CHOCOLATE BARS IN THOSE!!!!!
Man with tie3: OOOOOH WE GOTTA GET OVER THERE!!!!
Dow Jones is seen with a single tear streaming down his face as he looks out into the distance.
