A Conversation Between Shiva and His Agent.
Shiva is seen at his desk practicing his juggling.
Shiva: Waddaya got for me?
Agent: Lil John would like you to record the “clapping sound” on his new track.
Shiva: You know I can’t move all of my arms in unison…next!
Agent: Of course, my mistake sir. Now, here me out on this one. It’s a porno…
Shiva: Hit me up with some plot- I ain’t got all day.
Agent: Alright, it involves you jerking off all twelve disciples.
Shiva drops his juggling balls.
Shiva: What? Absolutely Not!
Agent: Evan Stone is playing Peter.
Shiva: Maybe.
Shiva resumes juggling.
