Dudes and a Parrot
Kyle: Hey, I wanna suck your dick.
Parrot: Rahh! Hey, I wanna suck your dick.
The dudes laugh.
Drew: Hey, wait a second, guys. Shouldn’t the parrot be mimicking our laughter right now?
….
Stanley: Wait. Shouldn’t it have said what you just said?
Kyle: Dude, what the fuck, man!
Drew: Did that parrot just legit want to suck your dick, dude?
Parrot: I want to suck your fucking cock, Kyle.
