If Bill Clinton Robbed a Bank…
Cop: Alright, kid, take off the mask.
Bill Clinton: It’s not a mask.
Cop: Take off the fucking mask!
Bill Clinton: I’m telling you I—
Cop charges Bill and tries to rip off the skin on his face. Bill Clinton screams in agony. He succeeds.
Cop: Oh my god…
…
Cop: You were born without a face? Jesus Christ…
