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I’m thinking of starting a Twitter account for this character and only Tweet at Jim Carrey.
Shot by Kyle Bethea
Physicalized by Nate Varrone
Edited on Tim Lyons’ MacBook Air
Well this is so cool.
Why Bob Odenkirk is the greatest, IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW.
We salute you bobby.
Louis kills everyone & becomes the cool3st kid in school.
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Husband: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now!
Wife: Oh my God…
Husband: Isn’t it beautiful?
Wife: A Lexus? You got me a Lexus? Babe!!! I love it!
Husband: No, honey. I got you a large red bow! The car is just a rental.
Husband: Yeah! I know how you love bows so much. So, I thought I’d get you the biggest bow I could find. Look how big it is! I mean, it’s huge! Look at it!
Wife: Are you kidding me?
Husband: No. You like bows, right? I mean, you wrapped all the presents for the kids with bows. You wear a bow in your hair. Hell, I’m surprised you don’t have a bow and arrow right now, haha!
Husband: I fucked up, didn’t I?
Husband: Me so sorr—
Wife: Stop. Now’s not the time for your Jackie Chan impression.
Husband: Yeah, sorry.
Wife: Let’s go back inside. Dinner’s getting cold.
Husband: I can’t. I gotta go back to Hertz.
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The Harold team tentatively named Hala Kahiki is looking for a new name so I thought what better way to get a name from the good natured/hearted Craigslist community (specifically women seeking men community).
Here are the suggestions:
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Rumor has it that Howard Stern is next in line to host Late Night. This cannot happen, guys. Why? Because Howard Stern sucks dick. Ok, I’ll give you a more concrete answer. Howard Stern still sucks dick but the Late Night franchise is all about experimentation, in my opinion. Letterman, O’Brien, and Fallon have all done a lot of experimental material with the help of their writing staffs.
Howard Stern just doesn’t fit in with what Late Night is. At all. I hate this as I’m writing it but Late Night is young and cool and FRESHHH. It’s like if a dirty trucker was your new Social Media Manager at work. He could do the job, poorly, but it just wouldn’t feel right.
Who should host Late Night when Jimmy Fallon leaves? I will give you two great improviser comedians that I think would be a perfect fit for the show.
1.) Michael Patrick O’Brien, current SNL writer and host of 7 Minutes in Heaven. He hails from Chicago and was a part of The Second City Mainstage and The Reckoning. It’s obvious that POB would be a perfect choice due to his popular web series, 7 Minutes in Heaven. POB loves experimentation and interesting ways to find comedy. He’s also a phenomenal improviser.
2.) Chris Gethard, host of The Chris Gethard Show. He’s a NYC performer at the UCB Theatre. I mean, this is plain and simple…he already is hosting a public access TV show right now that is full of great experimental comedy. Also a phenomenal improviser. I’ve seen him with The Stepfathers and UCB Tour Co and he kills it every time. This is a fucking no brainer.
That is all. I will throw a big fit if Howard Stern gets Late Night.
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